me: *knits scarf while listening to metal*

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

©

(Source: junhonga)

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

what your zodiac sign say about you

darlinjim:

aries: star trek
taurus: star trek
gemini: STAR TREK
cancer: s ta r tr ek ???
leo: sTAR treK
virgo: STARTREKSTARTREK
libra: trek star
scorpio: S T A R  T R E K
sagittarius: ssstttaaarrr tttrrreeekkk
capricorn: star tREK !!!!!
aquarius: startrekstartrekstartrek
pisces: STAR TREK

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

ravishingtheroyals:

If you think a blog is “popular” and are afraid to message them because of that, just remember that most likely right that moment that blogger is in sweatpants, eating mac and cheese, and marathoning an entire season of a TV show on Netflix.

Your message would probably be one of the highlights of their day.